the assman cometh
Monday, August 27th, 2007
Guy: I’ll stick my dick in yer ass! Because thats the kind of man I am!
-Lincoln Park
Overheard by: Holly
Archive for August, 2007
ladies man in the making
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
Man: Where’s your mother? Go find your mother. There she is, go to her.
Toddler: HEY BABY, BABY! Hey Baby! HEY! YO BABY!
Embarrassed mother: Ummm ok, It’s time for us to go… (Bolts for door)
–Ford Road Target, Canton
Overheard by: Envious of the kid’s mad skills with the ladies
kick the baby
Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
Punk Kid: Come on lady, shut your kid up! Makes me want to kick all the teeth out of her baby’s face!
Girl: Babies don’t have teeth.
Punk: See? That’s because they wouldn’t shut the fuck up.
–Emagine Movie Theater
Overheard by: Bob