Archive for December, 2007
Monday, December 31st, 2007
Obviously Meth-addled woman speaking to evangelist lady:
Meth-woman: I'm Valerie Bertinelli Bitch, I don't need Jesus!
Evangelist lady: Just stands and smiles like a mannequin.
- Lloyd Center Mall, outside the Dollar Store
-- Overheard by Stone
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Monday, December 31st, 2007
Woman, yelling, "VINTAGE MONEY!!!!"Little Pete's, Fairmount
Overheard by Jayvee
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Sunday, December 30th, 2007
Woman, talking pho: I couldn't bring myself to try the meatballs because they were too much like testicles.
- Floyd's Coffee Shop
-- Overheard by b!X
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Friday, December 28th, 2007
Creepy Homeless man: Hey what's your favorite number? You know what mine is? 69. Ya, there's nothing I like more then waking up with my face like a glazed donut!
- On the max
-- Overheard by Colleen
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Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Woman on the phone: Well you don't have to like, stand up and say "I'm-an-alchoholic" do you? Well they can't say you are an alcoholic from one DUI. (slightly outraged) They are making you quit SMOKING?
- On the #75 bus
-- Overheard by Nicole
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Thursday, December 6th, 2007
Student: “I make a mean pie. And by mean, I mean it tastes terrible.”
-Grand Blanc
Overheard by: Can I Have Pie for Dinner?
(Thanks for your submission, keep ‘em coming everyone!)
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