Middle aged woman on cell phone: Yeah, he screwed up his neck, so they gave him some Percocet. He looooves that stuff. He LOOOOOVES that stuff!
Cottage Grove Walgreens
Overheard by Not so sure about filling this guy’s prescription now…
Archive for April, 2008
It Was An “Accident”
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Too Late To Back Out Now, Buddy!
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Recent newlywed girl to her husband at 2:00 a.m.: I told you, I don’t do that!
Through walls in an apartment in St. Paul
Overheard by Sleepless in St. Paul.
They Just Need Some Hugs
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Emo guy: Seriously… about ‘patio’, why isn’t it pronounced like ‘ratio’? Like, hey, let’s go eat lunch on the pay-shee-o.
Equally emo girl: Yeah… learn about soft sounding T’s, bitches.
gas station in anoka
Overheard by good grief guys, go home.
We Get Six Months Of Opportunity
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Girl #1: You don’t seem like a ‘hat’ person.
Girl #2: What are you talking about? Are you toking the gange?
Girl #1: Um… first off, no. And I guess my question is, ‘are you partial to hats?’
Girl #2: Why do you ask in such a sudden matter?
Girl #1: I thought I’d ask to verify.
Girl #2: Well, depends on the hat. But I find little opportunity to wear them, regardless.
a subway in anoka
Overheard by it’s a legit question i guess.
Ahhh… Young Love
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Guy: Well… you know what they say: ‘If at first you don’t succeed…’
Girl: You get a bat.
Guy: You’re fantastic.
Anoka High School, Anoka
Overheard by that’s what i call romance.
Monkey: Homey Don’t Play That!
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008And Quit Brandishing That Anal Probe
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Of Course, They Make Tons More Money Than Me And Actually Help Society…
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008And the Canadian Hat Dance
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008I’ll Follow in the Footsteps of the Guys Who Invented “Poontang” and “Beaver Pie”
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008How heartfelt.
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Girl #1: "I feel bad for him."
Girl #2: "Me, too. But he didn't really deserve the raise he got."
Girl #1: "I know, but I feel worse that he bought me all that stuff."
Girl #2: "Forget that. That's his problem. It's yours to keep, no matter what."
- Grant Park
-- Submitted by Spring is Here!
Girl #2: "Me, too. But he didn't really deserve the raise he got."
Girl #1: "I know, but I feel worse that he bought me all that stuff."
Girl #2: "Forget that. That's his problem. It's yours to keep, no matter what."
- Grant Park
-- Submitted by Spring is Here!
It’s too late for him now.
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Guy #1: "....and I have to take my suit in for alteration."
Guy #2: "You know they don't really alter suits, right?"
Guy #1: "Oh no?"
Guy #2: "No. They just get new suits and stick some stitching in there. It's a huge sham. A conspiracy to get you to buy more items from the store."
Guy #1: "But alterations are free."
Guy #2: "So they got you already, huh?"
- State Street
-- Submitted by Cat Burglar
Guy #2: "You know they don't really alter suits, right?"
Guy #1: "Oh no?"
Guy #2: "No. They just get new suits and stick some stitching in there. It's a huge sham. A conspiracy to get you to buy more items from the store."
Guy #1: "But alterations are free."
Guy #2: "So they got you already, huh?"
- State Street
-- Submitted by Cat Burglar
Just hit next.
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Guy: (wearing Ipod) "GOD DAMN IT I HATE DANIEL BEDDINGFIELD!"
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by Hair
- Blue Line
-- Submitted by Hair
You Should at Least Stop Tearing Guys’ Cocks Off
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008And I’ll Get All Nostalgic
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Poor, poor China
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
School Bus:
Girl #1: You know, Chinese people are like good at everything!
Girl #2: THAT’S COS THEY’RE POOR!
Girl #1:OoOhh
— Overheard by Dommy and Dean
“Rapid I Movement” Is Otherwise Known As Narcissism
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008I Call Rule 34!
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
Woman (I hope): "I always have to pee before I go on a trampoline or else...I have issues. This is why I do vaginal exercises."
[blank stare from friends]
Woman: "It's a normal thing!! I guess my urethra is not at tight."
[continued blank stares]
North Philly
Overheard by ferdinand
[blank stare from friends]
Woman: "It's a normal thing!! I guess my urethra is not at tight."
[continued blank stares]
North Philly
Overheard by ferdinand
People Should Be Made to Watch Footage of Their Drunken Selves
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008Drunk guy #1: Yo, let me get a cheese slice. No... Actually, what is that?
Drunk guy #2: It's a lasagna slice.
Drunk guy #1: Nah, I need some fuckin meat. Give me a slice with some fuckin meat on it. Oh! You got any slices with alcohol? Give me a slice with alcohol on it. Give me some alcohol!
--Moon Pie Pizza, 4th St & Avenue C
Overheard by: soyloaf
In My Dreams, I’ve Already Invented the Water-Powered Car
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008That’s the Third Time This Week
Monday, April 28th, 2008Bimbette art student #1, pointing at fresh grapes: I don't get why they call 'olive-skinned' people 'olive-skinned'. No one's skin is that color!
Bimbette art student #2, after closer inspection of fresh grapes: Yeah, but those olives look messed up, I think they're fake. Real olives are, like, darker or something.
Bimbette art student #1: Yeah, those olives are too light, that's it. No one's skin is that color of... of light green.
Cashier: Uhm, are you ladies in line? Can I get you some... Grapes?
Bimbette art student #3: Yeah, those olives are totally fake, that must be it.
[Group leaves deli.]
Cashier: Did that really just happen?
--27th & 5th