Environmentalist giving out fliers: Excuse me sir, do you care about helping our environment?
Man: Oh no thank you, I'm a Republican.
--14th & 5th
Overheard by: Dave
Archive for May, 2008
Could You Call Ahead to the Pro-Choicers on 6th?
Friday, May 30th, 2008So It’s Guaranteed You’ll Fall Asleep Right Afterwards
Friday, May 30th, 2008I Worried She’d Never Develop Man-Boobs
Friday, May 30th, 2008Isn’t spending a million in an arcade living death?
Friday, May 30th, 2008
15yr old boy to group of other 15yr olds just standing around: "...and die OR would you want to go to an arcade with a million dollars?"
Walking out of Superfresh
Overheard by -S.1T-
Congratulations Joe Camel!
Honorable Mentions:
I didn't know Howie Mandell's child shopped at Superfresh - WhizWit
...On the Next Fear Factor - Scargosun
"...and by "million" I mean "Anthrax-covered" " - duh
Walking out of Superfresh
Overheard by -S.1T-
Congratulations Joe Camel!
Honorable Mentions:
I didn't know Howie Mandell's child shopped at Superfresh - WhizWit
...On the Next Fear Factor - Scargosun
"...and by "million" I mean "Anthrax-covered" " - duh
We’ll Never Understand the Stay Puf’t Marshmallow Man’s Appeal
Friday, May 30th, 2008Well We Do Have to Determine There Was No Foul Play
Friday, May 30th, 2008If he’s back, he better bring the perm back with him.
Friday, May 30th, 2008
Basketball Fan #1: "Did you see the ESPN header? Doug Collins is back as the Bulls coach!"
Basketball Fan #2: "Are you kidding? That guy couldn't coach his way out of a paper box."
Basketball Fan #1: "Jordan wanted him coaching him when he played for the Wizards."
Basketball Fan #2: "Jordan was 87 years old at the time. He was senile. He didn't know what he wanted!"
- Amoco Building
-- Submitted by Bring In Avery
Basketball Fan #2: "Are you kidding? That guy couldn't coach his way out of a paper box."
Basketball Fan #1: "Jordan wanted him coaching him when he played for the Wizards."
Basketball Fan #2: "Jordan was 87 years old at the time. He was senile. He didn't know what he wanted!"
- Amoco Building
-- Submitted by Bring In Avery
Great. My doctor is from there during that time period.
Friday, May 30th, 2008
Older Guy: "Where you going to school?"
Younger Guy: "Well, I applied a bunch of places, but I want to stay local. I don't think I can get into Loyola."
Older Guy: "I finished school up in 1964. At that time, you could have gotten into Loyola if your body temperature was 10 degrees below 90 or you had 5 bucks in your pocket."
- Red line
-- Submitted by Chad
Younger Guy: "Well, I applied a bunch of places, but I want to stay local. I don't think I can get into Loyola."
Older Guy: "I finished school up in 1964. At that time, you could have gotten into Loyola if your body temperature was 10 degrees below 90 or you had 5 bucks in your pocket."
- Red line
-- Submitted by Chad
That’s a no.
Friday, May 30th, 2008
Guy #1: "You want a Taco?"
Guy #2: "You want to go to hell?"
- Chipotle, N. Michigan
-- Submitted by Jessica
Guy #2: "You want to go to hell?"
- Chipotle, N. Michigan
-- Submitted by Jessica
Now THAT’S A Slogan That Will Draw The Tourists!
Friday, May 30th, 2008
A guy is on the phone talking. Two horse-drawn carriages go by on the street.
Guy on phone: "Jesus Christ, there's a whole lotta horse cock in this city!"
Old City by 4th and Walnut
Overheard by gitty up cowboy
Guy on phone: "Jesus Christ, there's a whole lotta horse cock in this city!"
Old City by 4th and Walnut
Overheard by gitty up cowboy
More Legal Troubles for Zsa Zsa Gabor
Friday, May 30th, 2008What Self-Respecting New Yorker Can’t Distinguish Between a Pothead and a Crackhead?
Friday, May 30th, 2008White trash girl, looking out of bus window: Look at Ed*. He looks like a fucking lumberjack. He needs a shave.
White trash guy: That Ed* -he's a fucking crackhead.
White trash girl: I thought he smoked pot?
White trash guy: Crack, pot -what's the difference?
Hipster guy sitting behind them: Excuse me, I'm Ed*'s best friend. He's definitely a pothead. He never does crack. But he does look like a lumberjack.
--Q54 Bus
No Way You’re Getting All Ten McNuggets in There
Thursday, May 29th, 2008If I Had A Nickel…
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Teenage Girl (Matter-of-Factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day, you know, because she’s a stripper.
Wayzata High School
Overheard by Yeah, that makes total sense…
And Greener
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Wannabe Cool Guy on cell phone: Yeah, I’m going to by a cheap-ass skateboard so I can get around. <pause> Yeah, instead of paying for bus passes, I just buy cheap skateboards. It’s just easier.
Edina Target
Overheard by Pheebs.
Is That Any Creepier Than a Store with a Hair Salon for Dolls?
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Child with doll in tow: Mommy, I really want Mia.
Park avenue mom #1: Well, maybe. Wouldn't it be cool if they just sold the heads?
Park Avenue mom #2, poking head out of stall: What?
Park Avenue mom #1: Like, if they just sold Julie's head, or Addy's head?
--American Girl Store Bathroom
Overheard by: Layla
To Her Aunt’s House?
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Hair Stylist #1: Remember her? The one that got pregnant.
Hair Stylist #2: Oh, the receptionist? The one with all the horses?
Hair Stylist #1: Yeah! Why did she move to Anoka anyway?
Hair Salon in Minneapolis
Overheard by I just want a haircut, thanks…
Look Again
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Girl(near some geese): Look! It’s a turkey.
Wolfe Park
Overheard by From a bench nearby.
And the Ensuing Blowjob Happened Organically
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Guy #1: My friend hit my balls so I tackled him to the ground and grabbed his nuts. That's not gay, right?
Guy #2: No, he hit you first.
Guy #1: I mean, it's not like I was crushing grapes or anything, he hit me in the nuts! What was I supposed to do!?
--NYU Bus
Overheard by: totallynotgay
And I Don’t Think That Accurately Describes Blinking
Thursday, May 29th, 2008I Grudgingly Obey the Laws of This Godless Democracy
Thursday, May 29th, 2008This Just Prepares Them For Wives of Their Own
Thursday, May 29th, 2008And That’s Why He’s Homeless
Thursday, May 29th, 2008Bum: Give me a dollar!
Guy: I'll give you two dollars!
Bum: Give me a dollar.
Guy: I'll give you two dollars!
Bum: You'll give me two dollars?
Guy: On Friday.
Bum: No. Give me a dollar.
Guy: Hey, I'll give you five dollars on Friday if you give me a dollar right now.
Bum: You want me to give you money?
Guy: A dollar. Right now. For five on Friday.
[Bum walks away.]
--Penn Station
Overheard by: Andy
Must be a union guy.
Thursday, May 29th, 2008
Bum: "Hey Buddy. If someone takes my spot, kick their sign away from them. Then punch them. Then grab their money cup and give it to me. No takes my spot while I'm on break!"
- Outside of Union Station
-- Submitted by Crystal
- Outside of Union Station
-- Submitted by Crystal
Did someone answer?
Thursday, May 29th, 2008
Girl: (on cell) "Herpes! HERPES! Damn it. Hold on. (to train) Does anyone know how to say 'I have herpes' in Spanish."
- Green Line
-- Submitted by Lisa
- Green Line
-- Submitted by Lisa