Guy selling umbrellas: Get your umbrellas! Two dollars! Get your umbrellas! Two dollars!
Customer: How much are they?
--7th Ave
Overheard by: Maggie
Headline by: waphle
Runners-Up:
"I Mean, in Goats?" - jloubelle
"That's Not "Ironic" Either, Alanis." - Janet
"Tourists Aren't Just for Show" - should probably doing work
"Your First Born...And An Hour With That Old Broad On Your Left" - ae
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