Drunk girl: Didn't you owe me five dollars?
Sober girl 1: I don't even know you.
Drunk girl: Oh, you have a nice night.
(Drunk girl stumbles away)
Sober girl 1: Works every time.
Sober girl 2: What? You just cheated a drunk girl.
Sober girl 1: Oh. Oh, I was totally kidding. Chill. I don't know her.
@downtown
overheard by: louie