40ish Man in suit: You know how sometimes you can love a dog so much it’s, like, illegal?
40ish Woman: (looks at him blankly)
40ish Man: You know… so that it’s, like, illegal?
40ish Woman: (looks straight ahead) Umm, let’s look at halloween candy.
Eden Prairie, Target
Overheard by I love my dog, but not THAT much.