“Checkmate, my little Tartans.”
Crowded 59U Outbound, Oakland.
Two Pitt students are standing in the middle of the bus as it pulls in front of CMU.
Bus Driver: Please step to the back!
Pitt Boy: Don’t. I wanna play my favorite game.
Pitt Girl: What game?
[The door of the bus opens.]
Bus Driver: [to sad CMU kids] Sorry, guys, no room!
Pitt Boy: [...]