Does This Wednesday Go to One-Liner Street?

Four-year old to his father, dreamily: Let's go on the u train! The beautiful u train!

--D Line

Overheard by: Caitlin

Ditzy girl to friend: I hope there's an exit at this station.

--96th St Station

Amiable suit, answering cell: Hi, hon. (pause) Well, I can't talk long--I have to drive this train.

--Amtrak, Penn Station

Overheard by: Rich Mintz

Little boy: Is this train going to move, or what?

--Transit Museum

Overheard by: Rita

MTA worker in booth, over intercom: Hello everyone. The cost to ride the subway is $2. Only $2. The woman in that blue leather jacket and red hat thinks it's free. If you are standing next to a woman in a blue leather jacket and a red hat, tell her she needs to pay her toll like everyone else.

--6 Train Station



Posted 2009-03-11

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