Even Better Than My Current One
30’s-something woman chatting on Facebook: I just found out that my father-in-law was murdered!
20’s-something woman: What? You saw that on Facebook?
30’s-something woman: Yeah. I’m chatting with my husband and he just told me his father was murdered. I mean, he wasn’t JUST murdered, but I just found out about it, so he was just murdered to me.
20’s-something woman: YOU’RE MARRIED?!? I didn’t know that!
30’s-something woman: Neither did he. I just told him that we never got divorced. He said, “Ten years with no arguments, no nagging, and no responsibility? Best marriage I’ve ever had!”
Minneapolis, the smallest breakroom ever
Overheard by I remember signing my divorce papers.