Finally, Someone Understands That the Terms Are Mutually Exclusive.
Dude: I don't want coffee, I want Starbucks!
--Bleecker & Thompson
Overheard by: office peon
Headline by: desire
Runners-Up:
"And For The Last Time, I'm Not From The Bronx; I'm From Riverdale!" - Gutterlush
"Howard Shultz: Don't Call It a Comeback, It That Easy, G!" - Drewp
"I Can't Decipher That Small, Medium, Large Jargon They Use Everywhere Else." - Jessie Birks
"Overheard in Seattle: Shit, They Know" - digital hash
"The Top Conerns Of the Nation: War, Peace, and Finding a Starbucks" - abbitt the rabbitt
"Yeah, Well I Really Don't Think We Have Time For a Handjob, Joe." - Idiocracy
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