11-year-old with Bluetooth, channeling a 45-year-old double-divorcee: No, see… see… no. This is like when I want something for the house, like a $200 Lego set, and you say no. You know what? Let’s just drop it. LET’S JUST DROP IT. Okay?
Minneapolis, Target - Quarry
Overheard by I’ve never laughed in a kid’s face before, but damn.