Waitress: Thanks you guys, let me know if you need anything else. I hope you enjoy your tour!
Dad of prospective U of M student (to waitress): So, do you go to school here?
Waitress: Well, I used to. I finished up last May.
Dad (to daughter): You hear that, sweetie? If you go to school here you could wait tables after you graduate.
Minneapolis, Dinkytowner
Overheard by Sophie Z.