It’s Not Fake
Woman #1 in Woman #2's cube: Why do you have a fake mustache in your cube? (She holds it to her face.) Gross, it smells like old feet! Here, try!
Woman #2: No! (giggles)

Downtown office
Overheard by JfA.
Woman #1 in Woman #2's cube: Why do you have a fake mustache in your cube? (She holds it to her face.) Gross, it smells like old feet! Here, try!
Woman #2: No! (giggles)

Downtown office
Overheard by JfA.