Lesson Learned: Skanky Is Okay If You Pay For It
Freshman #1, smoking a cigarette: And do you remember what she wore for Halloween? Like, a TINY skirt and a shirt she rolled up. It wasn't even a costume, it was just making her clothes as whorey as possible!
Freshman #2: Yeah, I know. Like, it's ok if your costume is skanky, as long as you pay for it, but her's was just clothes!
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Overheard by ARH.