Roommate #1: I was looking at our beds today and realized that I am the least fuckable person in this room...look at the floral pillows, the teddy bear, the patchwork blanket...
Roommate #2: yeah, you need to get rid of that shit.
Our Apartment
Overheard by sincerely me
Rejected Titles:
You really don't understand the male mind
If you are naked that's not the pillows he's looking at
Most people fuck the person, not the bedspread
Try the slutty virgin persona. Sounds like you are halfway there.
