Archive for the ‘Athens’ Category

a new thesis per week, minimum

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

(Guy 1 puts up a power point about his thesis with a title slide about acuity theory)

Guy 2: Aw, man, is this the acuity lecture again?

Guy 1: No, that's just a big, fucking typo. Yes, it's the acuity lecture.

Guy 2: Come on, we want some new shit.

 

@psychology

overheard by: kob

a new thesis per week, minimum

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

(Guy 1 puts up a power point about his thesis with a title slide about acuity theory)

Guy 2: Aw, man, is this the acuity lecture again?

Guy 1: No, that's just a big, fucking typo. Yes, it's the acuity lecture.

Guy 2: Come on, we want some new shit.

 

@psychology

overheard by: kob

a catch-22 we can all relate to

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Fratty: Man, I need to stop blacking out.

Girl: Well, I mean, you could stop pre-gaming so hard.

Fratty: I can't. Forties only come in one size

 

@towne club

overheard by: pookie

“…no wonder that mel gibson movie made no sense!”

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Girl: I'm so mad, I wanted the Patriots to win!

Sorostitute: Ohimigod, me too! Because Tony Romo is sooo hot.

Girl: Sweetie, he plays for the cowboys.

 

@n/a

overheard by: anonymous

congratulations, you’re hired

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Management professor: If you suspected someone was smoking marijuana on the job, what would you look for?

Guy: Doritos?

 

@brooks hall

overheard by: snoopy

“…yeah, i have this strange case of malapropism”

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Townie: Do I seem pretentious to you?

Sorostitute: I don't know, have you been sick recently?

 

@starbucks

overheard by: clancy

quantum physics suggests there is a universe in which tate II is already completed

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

(In front of the Tate II construction site)

Girl: Yeah, but what I don't understand is how they already have a picture of Tate II if they're still building it.

Guy: They always do that. They just make a picture so you have an idea of what the building going to look like.

Girl: Yeah but there are people in the picture!

 

@tate ii

overheard by: c-nut

and you’re friend has been dieting wrong

Sunday, February 3rd, 2008

Sorostitute 1: So how the hell are you?

Sorostitute 2: Well, you know what they say... same shit, different color.

Sorostitute 1: Oh wow, all these years I've been saying that wrong.

 

@bolton dining hall

overheard by: snoopy

if life happens to also give you orange juice, you’re really in luck

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

Sorostitute 1: What's that saying about lemons?

Sorostitute 2: When life gives you lemons, find someone who got vodka and have a party!

Sorostitute 1: Oh yeah! That's it!

 

@west campus parking deck

overheard by: anonymous

is this why they call it five guys?

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Drunk gay guy: I love this place. I love it more than I love penis!

Drunk gay friend: Oh yeah!

 

@five guys burgers and fries

overheard by: anonymous

we’re thinking one may have something to do with the other

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Bus driver: Please take off all shoulder bags and put them at your feet. If you can move your arms you are not close enough to the person next to you.

Indian guy: Dis is de most action dat I have ever had.

Girl: That's sad... and you stink.

 

@orbit

overheard by: trucker

a department that loves those enthusiastic learners

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Girl: Ugh, I have to write a five page paper tonight for my women's studies class.

Girl 2: Why would you take women's studies? It's so ridiculous.

Girl 1: It's required for my major.

Girl 2: What's your major?

Girl 1: Women's studies.

 

@park hall

overheard by: louie

let’s go to the delhi

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Professor: If you watch America's Next Top Model, all those girls are thirty pounds underweight. I don't find it attractive, but society does. In India, they like a little meat on the bone.

 

@anthropology

overheard by: mb

the prisoner’s dilemma in action

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Girl 1: Ohmigod! I think those girls behind us are taking the test together... our TA said we should report anyone working together!

Girl 2: Ohmigod... you are so right, let's call her right now.

Girl 1: Hey, wait, let's see if they know the answer to number 17 instead.

 

@slc

overheard by: chuckle

harry potter is required reading this semester

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Girl 1: Now, wait, what exactly is rugby?

Girl 2: Um, I think it's just like Quidditch, but without the brooms.

 

@history 4092

overheard by: beeper

uh… there’s a baby back here on the seat

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

(On an Orbit bus, the stop request light turns on)

Bus driver: Who did that?!

(Driver turns light off, but it turns on again)

Bus driver: Man! What the hell? I'm gonna have to kick someone off this bus!

(Driver turns light off again)

Bus driver's friend: Maybe somebody had an emergency.

Bus driver on speaker: Did anybody have an emergency?

 

@orbit - east campus rd.

overheard by: hc

goldfish aren’t the only creatures with 3-second memory spans

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Sorostitute 1: I am really freaked out about that missing girl.

Sorostitute 2: Yeah, me too.

Sorostitute 1: So, I had a really good lunch today.

 

@milledge ave. bus

overheard by: anonymous

$100 in washington will get you a lot more than that

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

(Watching the State of the Union address)

Lebanese girl: Who are the people applauding Bush in the audience?

Guy: Those are republican members of Congress.

Lebanese girl: Wow, really? In my country, you would have to pay $100 per person for applause like that.

 

@the bradley house

overheard by: brent spotswood

today we’ll be studying the brain… any volunteers?

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008

Professor: I brought a knife to class today. No worries, though.

 

@psychology

overheard by: anonymous

note to self… get more better at talking

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Girl 1: When I was littler...

Girl 2: (cutting her off) Little-er?

Girl 1: What? That's a word! Littler... how would you say it otherwise?

Girl 2: When I was younger or when I was little.

Girl 1: Oh. Yeah.

 

@whistlebury apt

overheard by: oobaloo

either way, you may as well be dead

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Professor: Before the judicial system was perfected, if you were caught taking nude pictures, you would either get jail time or your head cut off.

(students giggle)

Professor: Not that head, i meant this head (motioning to his head).

 

@peabody hall - pols 4740

overheard by: linds

how to properly take care of a woman

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Drunk fratty 1: Dude. You know what? Just grab that little whore roommate of hers and we can all get out of here.

Drunk fratty 2: Yeah man. I think I probably will. I mean, I think she's about to like, throw up, but it's cool. We can all get in the cab, and I'll just knock her out or something. I gotta hook up with somebody.

Drunk fratty 1: Dude... great idea.

 

@men's bathroom at the winery

overheard by: anonymous

for those toys r us kids who never grew up

Monday, January 28th, 2008

(Discussing male arousal in class)

Professor: Well, if you stick a small toy up there you can reach the prostate gland.

Student: (raises hand) So about, like, my finger?

 

@human sexuality class

overheard by: ashley

governor dismisses entire ER staff, story at 11:00

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Drunk, handcuffed, bleeding, fratty: (to entire staff of emergency room) I am a close personal friend of Sonny Perdue and you will all be out of a job tomorrow morning!

 

@local emergency department

overheard by: jb

the other women wear more flattering pants

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

Professor: What are some examples of harmless white lies?

Student 1: "Those pants don't make you look fat."

Professor: Ok. Any others?

Student 2: "No honey, I'm not sleeping with other women!"

 

@slc

overheard by: amused