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(Guy 1 puts up a power point about his thesis with a title slide about acuity theory)

Guy 2: Aw, man, is this the acuity lecture again?

Guy 1: No, that's just a big, fucking typo. Yes, it's the acuity lecture.

Guy 2: Come on, we want some new shit.

@psychology

overheard by: kob

(Guy 1 puts up a power point about his thesis with a title slide about acuity theory)

Guy 2: Aw, man, is this the acuity lecture again?

Guy 1: No, that's just a big, fucking typo. Yes, it's the acuity lecture.

Guy 2: Come on, we want some new shit.

@psychology

overheard by: kob

Fratty: Man, I need to stop blacking out.

Girl: Well, I mean, you could stop pre-gaming so hard.

Fratty: I can't. Forties only come in one size

@towne club

overheard by: pookie

Girl: I'm so mad, I wanted the Patriots to win!

Sorostitute: Ohimigod, me too! Because Tony Romo is sooo hot.

Girl: Sweetie, he plays for the cowboys.

@n/a

overheard by: anonymous

Management professor: If you suspected someone was smoking marijuana on the job, what would you look for?

Guy: Doritos?

@brooks hall

overheard by: snoopy

Townie: Do I seem pretentious to you?

Sorostitute: I don't know, have you been sick recently?

@starbucks

overheard by: clancy

(In front of the Tate II construction site)

Girl: Yeah, but what I don't understand is how they already have a picture of Tate II if they're still building it.

Guy: They always do that. They just make a picture so you have an idea of what the building going to look like.

Girl: Yeah but there are people in the picture!

@tate ii

overheard by: c-nut

Sorostitute 1: So how the hell are you?

Sorostitute 2: Well, you know what they say... same shit, different color.

Sorostitute 1: Oh wow, all these years I've been saying that wrong.

@bolton dining hall

overheard by: snoopy

Sorostitute 1: What's that saying about lemons?

Sorostitute 2: When life gives you lemons, find someone who got vodka and have a party!

Sorostitute 1: Oh yeah! That's it!

@west campus parking deck

overheard by: anonymous

Drunk gay guy: I love this place. I love it more than I love penis!

Drunk gay friend: Oh yeah!

@five guys burgers and fries

overheard by: anonymous

Bus driver: Please take off all shoulder bags and put them at your feet. If you can move your arms you are not close enough to the person next to you.

Indian guy: Dis is de most action dat I have ever had.

Girl: That's sad... and you stink.

@orbit

overheard by: trucker

Girl: Ugh, I have to write a five page paper tonight for my women's studies class.

Girl 2: Why would you take women's studies? It's so ridiculous.

Girl 1: It's required for my major.

Girl 2: What's your major?

Girl 1: Women's studies.

@park hall

overheard by: louie

Professor: If you watch America's Next Top Model, all those girls are thirty pounds underweight. I don't find it attractive, but society does. In India, they like a little meat on the bone.

@anthropology

overheard by: mb

Girl 1: Ohmigod! I think those girls behind us are taking the test together... our TA said we should report anyone working together!

Girl 2: Ohmigod... you are so right, let's call her right now.

Girl 1: Hey, wait, let's see if they know the answer to number 17 instead.

@slc

overheard by: chuckle

Girl 1: Now, wait, what exactly is rugby?

Girl 2: Um, I think it's just like Quidditch, but without the brooms.

@history 4092

overheard by: beeper

(On an Orbit bus, the stop request light turns on)

Bus driver: Who did that?!

(Driver turns light off, but it turns on again)

Bus driver: Man! What the hell? I'm gonna have to kick someone off this bus!

(Driver turns light off again)

Bus driver's friend: Maybe somebody had an emergency.

Bus driver on speaker: Did anybody have an emergency?

@orbit - east campus rd.

overheard by: hc

Sorostitute 1: I am really freaked out about that missing girl.

Sorostitute 2: Yeah, me too.

Sorostitute 1: So, I had a really good lunch today.

@milledge ave. bus

overheard by: anonymous

(Watching the State of the Union address)

Lebanese girl: Who are the people applauding Bush in the audience?

Guy: Those are republican members of Congress.

Lebanese girl: Wow, really? In my country, you would have to pay $100 per person for applause like that.

@the bradley house

overheard by: brent spotswood

Professor: I brought a knife to class today. No worries, though.

@psychology

overheard by: anonymous

Girl 1: When I was littler...

Girl 2: (cutting her off) Little-er?

Girl 1: What? That's a word! Littler... how would you say it otherwise?

Girl 2: When I was younger or when I was little.

Girl 1: Oh. Yeah.

@whistlebury apt

overheard by: oobaloo

Professor: Before the judicial system was perfected, if you were caught taking nude pictures, you would either get jail time or your head cut off.

(students giggle)

Professor: Not that head, i meant this head (motioning to his head).

@peabody hall - pols 4740

overheard by: linds

Drunk fratty 1: Dude. You know what? Just grab that little whore roommate of hers and we can all get out of here.

Drunk fratty 2: Yeah man. I think I probably will. I mean, I think she's about to like, throw up, but it's cool. We can all get in the cab, and I'll just knock her out or something. I gotta hook up with somebody.

Drunk fratty 1: Dude... great idea.

@men's bathroom at the winery

overheard by: anonymous

(Discussing male arousal in class)

Professor: Well, if you stick a small toy up there you can reach the prostate gland.

Student: (raises hand) So about, like, my finger?

@human sexuality class

overheard by: ashley

Drunk, handcuffed, bleeding, fratty: (to entire staff of emergency room) I am a close personal friend of Sonny Perdue and you will all be out of a job tomorrow morning!

@local emergency department

overheard by: jb

Professor: What are some examples of harmless white lies?

Student 1: "Those pants don't make you look fat."

Professor: Ok. Any others?

Student 2: "No honey, I'm not sleeping with other women!"

@slc

overheard by: amused