Overheard In…

Guy: Did you hear the news?
Girl: What news?
Guy: Kwamis got aids!
Girl: What?
Guy: Yeah, it was in the news yesterday. All about Kwame sex-texting his aids and shit!
Girl: Ohhh god… Promise me you won’t breed.
Guy: What? Ok. Why? …What?….fuck.

- Middlebelt

Heard by: Bob

Dad: Son, you need to read this book! Thuggish Son: Man this book is called “Ass Backwards“… I heard that book ain’t no joke. Dad: Read it or imma back yo ass into the lake! - Off of 8 Mile Rd. Heard by: Choppa

Student: “I make a mean pie. And by mean, I mean it tastes terrible.” -Grand Blanc Overheard by: Can I Have Pie for Dinner? (Thanks for your submission, keep ‘em coming everyone!)

Woman: “Do you have those thong girdles?” - The Avenue (plus-sized clothing store) Heard by: That’s gotta hurt

Sloppy fat guy on cell phone at internet conference: Hey, I’m glad you called! I’m just about to drive back to Chicago in the 2008 Shelby Mustang that I rented. -Grand Rapids Overheard by: Not Impressed

Guy: I’ll stick my dick in yer ass! Because thats the kind of man I am! -Lincoln Park Overheard by: Holly

Man: Where’s your mother? Go find your mother. There she is, go to her. Toddler: HEY BABY, BABY! Hey Baby! HEY! YO BABY! Embarrassed mother: Ummm ok, It’s time for us to go… (Bolts for door) –Ford Road Target, Canton Overheard by: Envious of the kid’s mad skills with the ladies

Punk Kid: Come on lady, shut your kid up! Makes me want to kick all the teeth out of her baby’s face! Girl: Babies don’t have teeth. Punk: See? That’s because they wouldn’t shut the fuck up. –Emagine Movie Theater Overheard by: Bob

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