Overheard In... » Minneapolis http://www.overheardblog.com Aggregated Eavesdropping Sun, 05 Apr 2009 13:00:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Even Better Than My Current One http://www.overheardblog.com/even-better-than-my-current-one http://www.overheardblog.com/even-better-than-my-current-one#comments Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:32:46 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6649 30’s-something woman chatting on Facebook: I just found out that my father-in-law was murdered!
20’s-something woman: What?  You saw that on Facebook?
30’s-something woman: Yeah.  I’m chatting with my husband and he just told me his father was murdered.  I mean, he wasn’t JUST murdered, but I just found out about it, so he was just murdered to me.
20’s-something woman:  YOU’RE MARRIED?!?  I didn’t know that!
30’s-something woman: Neither did he.  I just told him that we never got divorced.  He said, “Ten years with no arguments, no nagging, and no responsibility?  Best marriage I’ve ever had!”

Minneapolis, the smallest breakroom ever
Overheard by I remember signing my divorce papers.

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/even-better-than-my-current-one/feed 0 Don’t Be Shy About Expressing Your Feelings http://www.overheardblog.com/don%e2%80%99t-be-shy-about-expressing-your-feelings http://www.overheardblog.com/don%e2%80%99t-be-shy-about-expressing-your-feelings#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:17:02 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6647 Office Male: What have you found out about using the Facebook?
Older Office Male: It seems to be a list serve, but the communication isn’t as meaningful.
Office Male: What do you mean?
Older Office Male: I don’t care what people are doing on Facebook. So and so is having wine and wanting girl talk.  I just don’t feel compelled to respond. Maybe I don’t want girl talk right now.

Minneapolis, office
Overheard by Jim.

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Minneapolis, 6 Bus
Overheard by Do NOT make eye cantact with  crazy people.

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Girl #2 in elevator: No. You know, I should. I was raised Catholic. I think.

U of M
Overheard by Way to go priests.

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Little boy #1: Yeah!
Little boy #2: She was a girl!!
Husband: Yes, she was a girl.
Little boy #2: And I’m a BOY!
Little boy #1: Me too!!
Husband: Oh really? And HOW do you know that you’re boys?
Little boys #1 and #2: WE HAVE GONADS!
Husband: YAY!!

Woodbury, Sam’s Club
Overheard by made MY day.

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Minneapolis, on the 18
Overheard by It’s April, fool!

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/not-on-the-bus/feed 0 The Official Diagnosis Is Xboxitis Of The Attention Span http://www.overheardblog.com/the-official-diagnosis-is-xboxitis-of-the-attention-span http://www.overheardblog.com/the-official-diagnosis-is-xboxitis-of-the-attention-span#comments Fri, 03 Apr 2009 14:24:30 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6637 Kid #1 playing Halo 3 on Xbox: Hey man, how’s it going?
Kid #2: What did you say, I didn’t understand?
Kid #1 playing Halo 3 on Xbox: How could you not understand that? I mean, do you have dyslexia of the ear?

Roseville, at home
Overheard by CHUBBY2THEMAX

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St. Paul, MN Wild Game
Overheard by I beg to differ on the good drunk…

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Nerdy girl’s friend: What, like a concussion on your vagina?

St. Paul, St. Kates
Overheard by its called your princess.

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Girl #2: Who were you talking to?
Girl talking to herself: YOU.
Girl#2: I wasn’t saying anything.
Girl talking to herself: Really?

Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by Dazzling Drawer.

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/where-were-those-voices-coming-from/feed 0 It’s Gluten Free And I Am Not Desperate For Your Approval http://www.overheardblog.com/it%e2%80%99s-gluten-free-and-i-am-not-desperate-for-your-approval http://www.overheardblog.com/it%e2%80%99s-gluten-free-and-i-am-not-desperate-for-your-approval#comments Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:03:52 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6628 Waitress trying to impress restaurant critic at a new-age, go-green cafe: Here’s our rhubarb pie, it’s gluten free. (critic takes a bite) It’s gluten free. (pause) It doesn’t have wheat.

Duluth, Chester Creek Cafe
Overheard by Wait, does that have gluten in it?

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Between now and Monday, April 6th, submit your overheard through the Observe and Report form, located above. If your submission receives the most + (thumbs up) votes, you’ll win admission to an advanced viewing of Observe & Report! 

When:

The showing is on Tuesday, April 7th at 7:30pm, at AMC Rosedale.

Rules:

Send all submissions through the contest form. Overheards submitted through the regular form will not be entered into the contest.

Your name and valid email are required to enter. If you do prefer to remain anonymous, you can still use the regular submission form, but those overheards will not be entered into the contest. If you should win, we will need a valid way to contact you.

Only one submission per person per day.

The standard submission guidelines still apply.

Feel free to contact me if you have questions! Good luck!

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Minneapolis, Stevens Square, Third Ave Market
Overheard by Jim (playdead) Sorenson.

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College Guy #2: Minnesota.

U of M West Bank

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Minneapolis, Downtown bus stop

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Co-worker #2: Yeah, the last few minutes.
Co-worker #1: I can’t believe they let that last guy do that song he did. It was kinda funny, but I think they let it go too far.
Co-worker #2: Ain’t No Sunshine?
Co-worker #1: Oh! Ain’t No Sunshine! I thought he was singing Anal Sunshine. I was all like, what?!

Chanhassen, Cubicles
Overheard by Randall Countrie.

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/let-the-sun-shine-in/feed 0 You Have To Start Somewhere http://www.overheardblog.com/you-have-to-start-somewhere http://www.overheardblog.com/you-have-to-start-somewhere#comments Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:25:09 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6608 Young Neon-Redhead Employee: At least my face looks better.
Young Blonde Employee: Better than what?  Your butt?

St. Louis Park, Knollwood Mall Panera
Overheard by Just refilling my iced tea.

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/you-have-to-start-somewhere/feed 0 How Do You Feel About This? http://www.overheardblog.com/how-do-you-feel-about-this http://www.overheardblog.com/how-do-you-feel-about-this#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:27:23 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6605 Coffee shop regular: You know, I’ve come to the conclusion that Obama is the result of stem cell research.

The Bean Factory, Randolph Ave, St. Paul
Overheard by jessikate.

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Mendota Heights, local high school
Overheard by Amused Teacher

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/cheap-appetizers/feed 0 For All The Wrong Reasons http://www.overheardblog.com/for-all-the-wrong-reasons http://www.overheardblog.com/for-all-the-wrong-reasons#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:20:56 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6601 Overweight coworker #1: Marilyn Monroe was a size 16, so I don’t feel bad about my weight anymore.
Overweight coworker #2: Oh, that’s true!!

Eagan, Cubicle Land
Overheard by But she was gorgeous…

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Minneapolis, Target - Quarry
Overheard by I’ve never laughed in a kid’s face before, but damn.

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Maplewood, MPA
Overheard by My calculator brings out my highlights.

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/hang-it-around-your-neck/feed 0 This Night Didn’t End Well http://www.overheardblog.com/this-night-didn%e2%80%99t-end-well http://www.overheardblog.com/this-night-didn%e2%80%99t-end-well#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:02:24 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6594 Sconi Girl: Fuck, I’ve got gut rot.
Rockabilly Gutter Punk: I’ve got some Skoal.
Sconi Girl: Ehhh, I’m a Copi girl.

Minneapolis, Nomad
Overheard by Dernell and Vayrose.

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Minneapolis, Nye’s Saturday Night
Overheard by The proof is under the shirt!

]]> http://www.overheardblog.com/sorry-you%e2%80%99re-just-not-my-type/feed 0 Does Anyone Else Remember These Days? http://www.overheardblog.com/does-anyone-else-remember-these-days http://www.overheardblog.com/does-anyone-else-remember-these-days#comments Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:42:51 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/?p=6567 Cubicle Neighbor: Yeah, I remember the days when you could date a stripper.  Bring her home to mom and dad and before you know it you have to dump her because she’s dancing on the table.  It’s like, “c’mon, you’re stepping all over the goddamn meatloaf”.

Brooklyn Park, office
Overheard by The guy in the corner.

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