Student: Are you going to give us copies of the notes at the beginning of every class?
Professor: Yes, and there are two reasons I do that. Are there two reasons or five? I forget.
Student: So we don't have to take notes, then?
Professor: Well, there are things I say in class that I don't write down. For example, a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist walk into a bar...
(Professor tells corny joke, silence from students)
Professor: Yeah. That was funny right there.
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