(Asian tourist walks onto subway with large panda-head shaped hat)
Random guy: Take off that silly ass hat!
--Uptown 1 Train
Guy: When I wear my other coat, I look like a yak.
--Mott St
Overheard by: robin
Thug to friend: I totally know fashion designers. I know who Hill-finger is.
--Thompson Street, SoHo
Drunk guy to orthodox Jew: Nice lid.
--Near Herald Square
Guy walking out of subway: Then she came in and told me to put the mask on.
--6 Train
Overheard by: Sarah
History teacher to class: Now, if you want a decent straw hat, do not make one.
--Millennium High School
Overheard by: Adriana