So It’s Guaranteed You’ll Fall Asleep Right Afterwards
Hipster guy trying to make out with hipster girl: Come on baby, I swear I'm not drunk.
Exasperated hipster girl: Oh my god, I didn't say you're drunk, I said you have mono.
--Friday Night Bar Crawl, West 4th St
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