Girl: I found out that his cutting himself was him getting angry and breaking a glass. No band-aid needed! [A minute or so later, about the same guy] He got angry at me so he fell down and faked a seizure and started shaking and rocking back and forth, and I was just standing there like, "I do not believe this." In the process though, he knocked over a mocha. It left a stain that was there for a year so I had to walk by it each time. The Stain of Shame.
Espresso Exposé, Washington & Harvard
Overheard by ORLY.