Girl, accidentally touching guy's hand: I'm so sorry!
Guy: That's okay, you can put your hands wherever you want.
--1 Train
Headline by: Jared Rizzi
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"Female Muggers Everywhere Have a Breakthrough" - Mo Rod
"He Has the Most Sucess at Petting Zoos" - Kelly
"He Ran When She Eyed His Ass and Curled Her Hand Into a Fist" - Joel Moore
"He'll Regret This Statement Once Flesh-eating Disease Sets In..." - James
"How Fisting Came Into Existence" - Thug Audit
"How Jimmy Lost His Wallet" - BabakganoosH
"Purell's New Ad Campaign" - blistexaddict
"Why Frank Was Never Good at Twister..." - Amy
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