(On an Orbit bus, the stop request light turns on)
Bus driver: Who did that?!
(Driver turns light off, but it turns on again)
Bus driver: Man! What the hell? I'm gonna have to kick someone off this bus!
(Driver turns light off again)
Bus driver's friend: Maybe somebody had an emergency.
Bus driver on speaker: Did anybody have an emergency?
@orbit - east campus rd.
overheard by: hc