Wednesday One-Liners in Clear Heels
Woman on cell: I may or may not have just accidentally become a sex worker.
--40th & 9th
Overheard by: McFreaky
Attractive gay man to boyfriend: If I had a better body, I would be a prostitute.
--W 4th & 6th Ave
Overheard by: rpk
Girl to friends: Just slap me! Slap me like a Thai hooker, for god's sake.
--115th & Broadway
Overheard by: columbia undergrad
Five-year-old boy: Mom, what's a gigolo?
--6 Train
Overheard by: Justine
Woman yelling into a cell: For the love of god, I'm sleeping with men for crack. Do you really think that would mess with my list of priorities?
--2nd Ave & Houston
Overheard by: Wonders what the suggestion was
20-something woman on cell: Wait--am I in the sex industry?
--NJ Transit
Overheard by: Poogins