Crackhead singing to another: You don't bring me flowerrrs anymorrre.
--Starbucks, W 4th & Grove
Drunk guy crossing street: No touching, ladies... I'm saving myself for divorce. [Sings] Iii'm saving myself for divorrrce!
--36th & Broadway
Conductor: Next stop, New York, New York. [Singing] New York, New York, oh what a beautiful city -- New York, New York! [Speaking normally] Penn Station is next, folks.
--NJ Transit
Man running down subway stairwell, singing: At least it's snowing!
--79th & Broadway
Overheard by: it wasn't snowing
Girl, singing: I love tweeeed!
--Century 21
Man on bus, singing: I want a vagina for Christmas.
--92nd & 3rd
Brunette, singing: You put the sushi in your coochie and you turn yourself around -- that's what it's all about!
--Morningside Heights
Overheard by: Ladle