Wednesday One-Liners: The Musical

Crackhead singing to another: You don't bring me flowerrrs anymorrre.

--Starbucks, W 4th & Grove

Drunk guy crossing street: No touching, ladies... I'm saving myself for divorce. [Sings] Iii'm saving myself for divorrrce!

--36th & Broadway

Conductor: Next stop, New York, New York. [Singing] New York, New York, oh what a beautiful city -- New York, New York! [Speaking normally] Penn Station is next, folks.

--NJ Transit

Man running down subway stairwell, singing: At least it's snowing!

--79th & Broadway

Overheard by: it wasn't snowing

Girl, singing: I love tweeeed!

--Century 21

Man on bus, singing: I want a vagina for Christmas.

--92nd & 3rd

Brunette, singing: You put the sushi in your coochie and you turn yourself around -- that's what it's all about!

--Morningside Heights

Overheard by: Ladle



Posted 2008-02-06

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