Hobo to himself: The VA wants $200. (pause) How can I give them $200? (pause) I only get $320. (pause) Maybe I'll bribe them. (pause) No, that won't work--you need money to bribe people.
--Chase ATM, Grammercy
Overheard by: cmk
Headline by: Luminesce
Runners-Up:
"He'll Be Running a Hedge Fund in No Time" - again
"I Guess the Facelift Will Have to Wait" - JohnAustin
"In the End, He'll Use His Sex Appeal" - Daniel
"It's a Catch-22" - Gary
"Or Just Vomit on Their Doorstep Until They Cave in" - Fresca P
"You Could Try to Sell Barack Obama's Senate Seat" - Nick Pollotta
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